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What happened!!!?

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“Pok, pok, pok…”

Argh! What is happening to me? My curiosity is activated as I begin to slap my tummy with my hands again.

“Pok , pok, pok…”

Then I begin to pinch myself… Am I dreaming? Is my worst nightmare coming true for me?

“Ouch!”

I guess this is for real. Let me try on my pair of jeans, which is meant for 32-inch waists.

“ARGH!”

This cannot be real! I breathe in as I try to push the button towards to the slit. As I begin to try harder, I start to feel a choke from the waist up.

“Ah…”

Finally, it is in! I breathe a sigh of relief. At least, I am not going waste money to get a new pair. However, this fit is at the expense of my comfort. My thighs and buttocks feel like they are going to burst out from those cleverly engineered Levi’s Jeans. What’s worst is that the tightness of the jeans is forcing extra pounds of fats (from my buttocks and thighs) up onto my waist, which is already flooding the banks of my jeans.

This is getting really uncomfortable. Imagine the jeans shrinking after a wash… Oh boy! I will have to try twice as hard to fit into them. What could happen next? For now, I am not really sure. This has spurred the once energetic soul lost inside of me to start working hard; to find a way out from the abyss to regain control over this laid back body. However, the comfort of not having to exercise and the mouth watering draws of those delicacies are definitely not acting as a gravitational force in aid of the once energetic spirit in its acts to resurface. In fact, they are doing the opposite. They are forcing it back in…

I guess I have to find a way to help the once energetic soul in its quest to surface! I have to yank out my eyes! I have to set aflame my buttocks! Can I do it? Hmm… I really doubt so but I am going to try. Yanking out the eyes may seem hard but the least I can do is to stop feasting my eyes on those juicy meat and those delicious candies! Setting myself ablaze seems to be another daunting task. However, I can try to start to move more now. Make moving my body a habit is what I am going to tell myself from now on! Be active!

With my facial features squeezed in, in enthusiasm, I make a warrior shout and cried out, “ARRRRRRRRRRRR-GGGG-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I WANT TO WEAR MY 32 INCH JEANS EASILY!”

Birthday planning – Fun?

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In about one and a half month, I will have the “blessed and honoured” opportunity to celebrate a very special lady’s birthday. This lady is special because she has always been my clutches when I was facing my crippling storms of life. As my blog title suggests, I have always been running in this journey called life and there are times when a small pebble comes along to trip me, which brought some serious injuries to me. Not literally though.

In any way, let just start by saying that she, the lady, has been a source of joy and pain! Oops. Haha… Ups and downs, eh? Haha. Okay! To prevent any misunderstanding, which may arise towards the lady, let me just say that the pain I am referring to is the kind of pain you will feel when you felt that you could have done more for her in a particular situation. Simply put, it hurts me when I indirectly or direct hurt her. Oh! Before you start to point your finger and hurl insults at me, remember that there are 4 other fingers pointing back at you! *Chuckles* Don’t forget that you are not perfect yourself!

So now, let’s get back to the topic at hand – Birthday planning. The question is, do you find that planning a birthday for such a special person is stressful? Ha! Okay! It could be stressful due to several reason, so before you arrive at a particular reason, please know that origins of the stress can be rather diverse. It could be a good kind of stress, just like it could be the bad kind of stress. Whatever it is, I believe that the joy you experience during these “stressful” times is inevitable because you are doing it for that special someone.

For me, all I can say is that I really want to give her a great day. Before and after that, I also want to be sure that she never regrets the choice the she made by making me her special someone too. I am stress, to say the least. Stress because there are thousand and one ways to celebrate birthdays. However, I believe that like everything else, there is that special one, which will sweep her off her feet and blow her away! Haha.. See that literally and I would be like some psychopath. Of course I don’t mean it literally! Haha! I am still in the midst of researching for the ONE! I guess time is still on my side. With the powerful Internet, information, too, is on my side! Oh! With the goverment latest splurge on me, the Progress Package, I guess resources, namely money, is on my side TOO! Wahaha… what can I say. Everything seems to be on my side. I guess I have no excuse to fail then. Stay tune! We shall see the outcome at the end! Will it be one romantic day or will it be a flop?! I hope that it will be the former. Fingers crossed though.

Oh! If you guys have any great – let me emphasis again, GREAT – ideas, please do feel free to drop me an email at (>damng4444@yahoo.com. In the meantime, have a blessed Labour Day! I guess I will have all the time in the world to think more about this sacred task at hand – Birthday planning – since I need to work tomorrow, a public holiday! Ha! God bless! Love you all!